Describe the days of the week as if they were people
Monday has good intent, but zero motivation,
Tuesday is always anxious with disappointment and frustration,
Wednesday “the hump day”, just isn’t as fun as it sounds,
Thursday is just waiting for Friday to come around,
Friday comes and brings the beers, it’s going to be a good night.
Until Saturday knocks with a pounding head and a complexion an unhealthy white.
Then Sunday smiles and beams, telling everyone it’s not so bleak,
Monday will be back again soon so we can fuck up another week!